Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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