so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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