Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
The Olympian is in my bed
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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