Your tits are I can't wait for
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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