Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
PANTIES FOUND
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
