He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
he was CRYING into my vagina
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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