I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
how drunk are you?
Several
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