roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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