sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
