Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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