the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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