He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Houston, we have a squirter
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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