Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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