We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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