Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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