I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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