Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
