I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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