i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
