I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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