I swear god or herbie drove my car home
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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