Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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