At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I feel like abortions should bother me more
time to smoke my breakfast
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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