the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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