and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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