I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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