Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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