How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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