You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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