So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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