i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
