dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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