Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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