But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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