Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
