The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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