I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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