absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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