Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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