She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
one might say we're banned from that church
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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