who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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