So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
