the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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