Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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