It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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