You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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