its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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