i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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