is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
he had hair everywhere except his balls
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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