Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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