And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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