what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Randomize