Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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