Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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