So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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