she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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